dallonjames:

when I was like 7 I found my brother’s porn on his computer and it was this story about a girl and she went to this mechanics place but she didn’t have any money so she payed with like sex and then so I thought that was how you paid for everything so once we went to target and I started unbuttoning my pants and my mother started screaming

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chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

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turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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jaharaintdoshit:

Article Posted: May 19, 2013

Link: http://gawker.com/dzhokhar-tsarnaevs-nurses-speak-out-about-treating-him-508745823

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thatsqualitystuff:

canadians

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killer-instinkt:

meliindaaa:

looxury:

lustire:

IT’S BACK OMG

FINALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONE FOREVER

I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

omg found it again i fucking love this!

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tibets:

Sext: what do you want from taco bell

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roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

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awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

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potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

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the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

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rabioheab:

imagine a new born baby named grandma

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absolutextrema:

never change kanye

never change

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hawkeyedriza:

absolutelydestinysmood:

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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